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1001 THINGS TO DO WHILE YOU'RE DEAD, INSIDE THE BOOK

1001 Things To Do While You’re Dead (#359 and #360)

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1001_cover# 359 — GO TO HEAVEN.

This may be far more complicated that it sounds as there are hundreds, if not thousands, of definitions of “heaven” among the current citizens of Earth, not to mention the religions and mythology of extinct cultures.

Confusion, conflict and contradictions notwithstanding, let us assume that if you have managed the make it through your ordeal so far this may be your next move. In case there really is a “heaven”, go ahead and go there. You can always come back later if you don’t like it. (By the way, if you find out where heaven is, try to send us a sign.)

However, if it turns out that heaven is just a state of mind, don’t bother…we’ll find out when we die. Of course, by then, it will be too late. Either way, it won’t be your fault or your problem. We’re all responsible for our own Destiny…or not.

# 360 — GO TO HELL.

If you really do go to heaven it might turn out to be really boring.

Who could actually stand to live in a place that is eternally “nice”. Really…. Besides, chances are pretty good that you did enough “bad” stuff during your life on Earth that “they” won’t let you “in” to heaven anyway.

Besides, there may not actually be any heaven. So, if this turns of to be the situation, then what do you have to lose? However, if “hell” isn’t a “place” either, then you may have to go searching for it. If the only place you can find is Earth you have arrived. Welcome back, asshole!

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— Excerpt from the book “1001 THINGS TO DO WHILE YOU’RE DEAD”, by Lawrence R. Spencer

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HELL IS EARTH

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HellAldous Huxley, English novelist (1894 – 1963), Author of “Brave New World”

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Seriously, what if Planet Earth really was nothing more than a “hell” established by another planet, or star system, or intergalactic government?  It would really explain a lot about the state of affairs on Earth.  For example, why are we subjected to continual pain, suffering, death, disease, starvation, chronic war, violence, stupidity, hatred, chaos, greed, earthquakes, tidal waves, volcanoes?  These are just a few of a plethora of pandemic pestilences that plague the population on this planet!  If you read the Top Secret military transcripts published in the book ALIEN INTERVIEW, you will understand that Earth IS Hell, and the the reasons why.

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A RIDE HOME

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Many people devote many lifetimes on Earth searching for ways to escape from Earth or to transcend the reality of the physical universe.  There are a thousand names for “heaven” but there is apparently no proven path to get there… perhaps it’s not a destination?
Or, maybe each Being is already “home” and “heaven” is a state of being we create and perceive for ourselves….

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HELHEIM

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For a Viking warrior, Valhalla is the reward you get for living and dying honourably: in battle.  What could be for glorious than spending Eternity in the Great Hall drinking, fighting and wenching with Odin and your buddies?  It’s a Fate worth living, fighting and dying for!  But, what reward can you expect if you go to the OTHER place?  Watch “The Saga of Bjorn” and discover why the Vikings named the “other” place Helheim!

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GARDEN OF EARTHLY DELIGHTS (AND SUFFERING)

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canvasHieronymus Bosch (/ˌhaɪ.əˈrɒnᵻməs ˈbɒʃ/;[  born Jheronimus van Aken [jeːˈroːnimɵs fɑn ˈaːkə(n)];  c. 1450 – 9 August 1516) was an Early Netherlandish painter. His work is known for its fantastic imagery, detailed landscapes, and illustrations of religious concepts and narratives. Within his lifetime his work was collected in the Netherlands, Austria, and Spain, and widely copied, especially his macabre and nightmarish depictions of hell.

Little is known of Bosch’s life, though there are some records. He spent most of it in the town of ‘s-Hertogenbosch, where he was born in his grandfather’s house. The roots of his forefathers are in Nijmegen and Aachen (which is visible in his surname: Van Aken). His pessimistic and fantastical style cast a wide influence on northern art of the 16th century, with Pieter Bruegel the Elder being his best known follower. His paintings have been difficult to translate from a modern point of view; attempts to associate instances of modern sexual imagery with fringe sects or the occult have largely failed. Today he is seen as a hugely individualistic painter with deep insight into humanity’s desires and deepest fears. Attribution has been especially difficult; today only about 25 paintings are confidently given to his hand along with 8 drawings. Approximately another half dozen paintings are confidently attributed to his workshop. His most acclaimed works consist of a few triptych altarpieces, the most outstanding of which is The Garden of Earthly Delights.

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