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18 THINGS PEOPLE DON’T TALK ABOUT ANY MORE

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18 Things People Don’t Talk About (much) any more:

1. pregnant men in prison
2. how you feel about being God
3. watching your parents conceive you
4. intentionally shitting yourself at work
5. where you’re hiding the dead bodies
6. mud and maggot sandwiches
7. intermural projectile vomiting contests
8. having oral sex in heaven
9. your fantacies about kitten livers
10. absolute nothingness forever
11. pretending to be the perfect human
12. how perfect your ______ is
13. what you did before time began
14. your gourmet cockroach recipes
15. bribes you were paid to stay quiet
16. that “thing” you did with ________
17. how much nicer you are than Jesus
18. priests alone with young boys

BATSHIT CRAZY

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DEFINITION — “batshit crazy”
“A person who is batshit crazy is certifiably nuts. The phrase has origins in the old fashioned term “bats in the belfry.” Old churches had a structure at the top called a belfry, which housed the bells. Bats are extremely sensitive to sound and would never inhabit a belfry of an active church where the bell was rung frequently. Occasionally, when a church was abandoned and many years passed without the bell being rung, bats would eventually come and inhabit the belfry. So, when somebody said that an individual had “bats in the belfry” it meant that there was “nothing going on upstairs” (as in that person’s brain). To be BATSHIT CRAZY is to take this even a step further. A person who is batshit crazy is so nuts that not only is their belfry full of bats, but so many bats have been there for so long that the belfry is coated in bat shit.” — Urban Dictionary