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KILLING PEOPLE
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EVIL GOOD PEOPLE
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GOOD PEOPLE DO GOOD THINGS.
EVIL PEOPLE DO EVIL THINGS.
BUT, FOR GOOD PEOPLE TO DO EVIL THINGS TAKES FEAR INSTILLED BY RELIGION OR POLITICS, OR BOTH.
CRAB MENTALITY
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Individually, crabs about to be boiled alive in a pot could easily escape from the pot, but instead, they grab at each other in a useless “king of the hill” competition (or sabotage) which prevents any from escaping and ensures their collective demise. Human mythology says that when you put male lobsters into a boiling pot, they try to form a pyramid and help one escape. Female lobsters, however, will pull each other down as they try to escape.
As for male lobsters being so helpful to one another, one of the reasons their claws are rubber-banded is because they can be fairly cannibalistic – given a chance they’ll eat each other. A study of the stomach contents of lobsters determined that a good portion of a lobster’s diet is other lobsters.
SO, WHAT ABOUT THE ASSHOLES WHO PUT THE LOBSTERS INTO THE POT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
18 THINGS PEOPLE DON’T TALK ABOUT ANY MORE
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18 Things People Don’t Talk About (much) any more:
1. pregnant men in prison
2. how you feel about being God
3. watching your parents conceive you
4. intentionally shitting yourself at work
5. where you’re hiding the dead bodies
6. mud and maggot sandwiches
7. intermural projectile vomiting contests
8. having oral sex in heaven
9. your fantacies about kitten livers
10. absolute nothingness forever
11. pretending to be the perfect human
12. how perfect your ______ is
13. what you did before time began
14. your gourmet cockroach recipes
15. bribes you were paid to stay quiet
16. that “thing” you did with ________
17. how much nicer you are than Jesus
18. priests alone with young boys