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SOMETIMES
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INTERPLANETARY HEARING AIDE
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Alfredo Tarantino tests a prototype for his “interplanetary hearing aide” with which he is seen here attempting to detect sounds of life on the planet Venus from a beach near his village in Cavalaire-Sur-Mer in the south of France in 1918. Alfredo reported that the life forms he discovered made a lot of “hissing” sounds with occassional “buzzing” and “burbling” noises. He interpreted these sounds to mean that the creatures of Venus were very similar to those on Earth.
Members of the Abundia Corona Region of the Venusian Chapter of The Order of Omega Time Travel Cult travelled from the year 8,714 AD to take this photograph in commemoration of the 3,500th Anniversary of “Earth Day”, which is the day that the Venusians took control of Earth and exterminated the pestilence formerly known as the “human race”.
ORDER OF OMEGA TIME TRAVEL CULT FIELD TRIP TO 1864
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
— Submitted by Miss Agatha Bolnes Williamson, Press Secretary of The New York City Chapter of The Order of Omega Time Travel Cult
“Lawrence R. Spencer, acclaimed author the the best-selling book THE OZ FACTORS, was invited to attend a recent meeting of the New York City Chapter of the Order of Omega Time Travel Cult as our guest speaker. After the meeting Mr. Spencer was invited to participate in our annual field trip to the year 1864. The adventure proved somewhat calamitous when our guest ran wild in the city, committing numerous unspeakable acts of mayhem, robbery, debauchery and general mischievousness, for which he was apprehended by local law enforcement authorities. In each case Mr. Spencer — posing as “Oz Factors”, a non-existent person — having no actual identity in 1864 — was able to escape prosecution through the same time travel portal from which he entered into the era.
Obviously, such behavior is not tolerated by The Order and Mr. Spencer was forced to relinquish his time travel portal privileges. Subsequently, the research staff from the New York Chapter of the O.O.O.T.T.C. have been able to review the microfiche archives of the NYC police department from 1864. They have retrieved several “mug shots” of persons who appear to be Mr. Spencer, circa 1864. In each case the offending party in the mug shot was easily identifiable under the false identity “Oz Factors”.
Obviously, Mr. Spencer will not be invited to attend any future, or past, meetings of the OOOTTC.”
PRESCIENT ESCHATOLOGY
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Some years ago I undertook the study of a heretofore unknown “science” which I named “Prescient Eschatology”. Being the inventor and first practitioner of this new “science”, I endowed myself with the honorary title of “Doctor of Prescient Eschatology“. My first action of “predicting the future” was that I would become a student and professor of this new philosophical / theological / ontological / logical discipline. Although highly esoteric in nature, the subject has maintained a vast appeal to nearly all of humanity throughout it’s brief history on Earth. Everyone wants to know the past and predict or create the future!
Pre·scient /ˈpreSH(ē)ənt/ Adjective — Having or showing knowledge of events before they take place.
Eschatology (from the Greek eschatos/eschatē/eschaton meaning “last” and -logy meaning “the study of”, first used in English around 1550) is a part of theology, physics, philosophy, and futurology concerned with what are believed to be the final events of history, the ultimate destiny of humanity. In the context of mysticism, the phrase refers metaphorically to the end of ordinary reality and reunion with the Divine.
The most obvious point of departure for the student into the subject of Prescient Eschatology is the fundamental understanding that time in the physical universe is an “eternal now”. For the practical purposes of my study I use the following definitions:
A) Time is a measurement of the motion and change of position of objects in space within the eternal now of the physical universe.
B) The future is a logical extension of:
1) volition (the act or power of making choices or decisions) and 2) momentum (the product of the mass and velocity of an object) within the eternal now of existence in the physical universe.
Therefore, if we want to predict, change or create a future we must understand and/or alter volition and momentum by any means that can be effected on them. The means and methods of creating a future are nearly infinite in an eternal now of possibilities.
As for the “past”, time travel, changing the past, memory of the past, etc., these are a discussion of “subjective reality” or personal opinion. The “past” is entirely dependent upon the experience and opinion (whether agreed upon or not) from the unique point of view of each individual observer of the motion of objects in space, i.e. time. The study of “time travel” is the singular topic of interest for which I have become a member of the highly exclusive and secretive society: THE ORDER OF OMEGA TIME TRAVEL CULT. Should anyone be interested in becoming a member of this highly esoteric organization, please inquire using the contract procedures available through this Blog.
Enjoy The Journey of The Eternal Now!