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THE LIE

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“No physical evidence will ever be uncovered to substantiate the notion that modern humanoid bodies evolved on this planet.
The reason is simple: the idea that human bodies evolved spontaneously from the primordial ooze of chemical interactivity in the dim mists of time is nothing more than a hypnotic lie instilled by the amnesia operation to prevent your recollection of the true origins of Mankind. Factually, humanoid bodies have existed in various forms throughout the universe for trillions of years.  There are as many varieties of life forms as there are grains of sands on the beach. ” — excerpt from the book ALIEN INTERVIEW

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WHEN I WORE CRIMMELS ON MY BLANES

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“When I was a smoldy drailflom
I wore crimmels on my blanes.
I drimmed the crandles with my flains,
with brenthin briss i vlimmedthe rein
and blove the trimly masopiel mannes!
How smarthy clove the sleemly croves?
How floaner were the grimbler snoavs?
slem, slem, oh floamy trivlin slanes
when i wore crimmels on my blanes.”

– from the Epic Tome by Drailflom Vlome of Vladro III
in the Year of Mordath, 6023

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LIFE AFTER DEATH

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LIFE AFTER DEATH“If you attended your own funeral you are probably suffering from the loss of having a body. More important, you may be thinking that you don’t really have any identity or personality without having a body. How will anyone recognize you without your body? Fortunately, bodies are a nickel a million. Five babies are born every second.  So, should you succumb to the ungodly urge to get a new baby body in order to feel a sense of personal identity, you will need to practice being cute.  The only reason people have babies – and keep them – is because they think babies are cute. The same principle applies to all living creatures. So, brush up on looking cute, making cute sounds, doing cute mannerisms, cute smiles, cute laughs, etc..  You’ll need to have your cute skills in top form when and if you get a new body.”

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