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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

— Submitted by Miss Agatha Bolnes Williamson, Press Secretary of The New York City Chapter of The Order of Omega Time Travel Cult

“Lawrence R. Spencer, acclaimed author the the best-selling book THE OZ FACTORS, was invited to attend a recent meeting of the New York City Chapter of the Order of Omega Time Travel Cult  as our guest speaker.  After the meeting Mr. Spencer was invited to participate in our annual field trip to the year 1864.  The adventure proved somewhat calamitous when our guest ran wild in the city, committing numerous unspeakable acts of mayhem, robbery, debauchery and general mischievousness, for which he was apprehended by local law enforcement authorities. In each case Mr. Spencer — posing as “Oz Factors”, a non-existent person — having no actual identity in 1864 — was able to escape prosecution through the same time travel portal from which he entered into the era.

Obviously, such behavior is not tolerated by The Order and Mr. Spencer was forced to relinquish his time travel portal privileges.  Subsequently, the research staff from the New York Chapter of the O.O.O.T.T.C. have been able to review the microfiche archives of the NYC police department from 1864.  They have retrieved several “mug shots” of persons who appear to be Mr. Spencer, circa 1864.  In each case the offending party in the mug shot was easily identifiable under the false identity “Oz Factors”.

Obviously, Mr. Spencer will not be invited  to attend any future, or past, meetings of the OOOTTC.”