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A NOTE ON THE HUMAN SPECIES

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“An Atomic Bomb is to the Macrocosm what the ‘Birth Bomb’ is to the Microcosm. Fusion of sexual reproduction is ignited by a chemical stimulant that triggers a chain reaction of cellular division, replication and programmed growth of an organism capable of being occupied, animated, or endowed with Life, and operated by a spiritual entity.  — from The 423rd Standard Edition of The Mortality Mechanic’s Maintenance Manual, Chapter 326.78, Bipedal Biological Replication, Section 42, Paragraph 17, Item 30. Published by Mortality Mechanic’s Collective Press, Chaldaron II, Galaxy Prime Ninety-Two. Reprint Rights Reserved Upon Pain of Death by Decree of The Principle Magistrate of Mortality Maintenance, His Haughty Magnificence, Lord Flemmon-Arth-Mordus III.“

Excerpt from the new book by Lawrence R. Spencer, MORTALITY MECHANIC’S MANUAL

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STAR WARS TELENOVELA: “LOINS OF PASSION”

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How can you think about saving the Galaxy when you’re afflicted by the dreaded intergalactic disease, “Loins of Passion”?

A telenovela  is a limited-run serial dramatic programming popular in Latin American, Portuguese, and Spanish television programming. The word combines tele, short for televisión or televisão (Spanish and Portuguese words for television), and novela, a Spanish word for “novel”. Telenovelas are a distinct genre different from soap operas, for telenovelas have an ending and come to an end after a long run (generally less than one year). The telenovela combines drama with the 19th century feuilleton and the Latin American radionovela. The medium has been used repeatedly to transmit sociocultural messages by incorporating them into storylines. Recent telenovelas have evolved in the structure of their plots and in the themes they address. Couples who kiss each other in the first minutes of the first episode sometimes stay together for many episodes before the scriptwriter splits them up. Moreover, previously taboo themes like urban violence, racism, and homosexuality have begun to appear in the newest telenovelas. Due to the similarities between the telenovela and the American soap opera, the telenovela format is also colloquially known as a “Spanish soap opera” in the United States.  (Wikipedia.org)

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HORMONES

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When you become pregnant, you will inherit the financial and personal responsibility of supporting and caring for an infant human being for the next 20 years, at least.  Your entire life will be changed, your freedom with disappear, financial and physical stress of parenthood will control your thoughts and activities.  So, the next time you feel “horny”, remember that it may not be “you”…. It is more likely that the chemicals in your bloodstream produced by your endocrine system — testosterone or estrogen — are overwhelming your intelligence!  Be prepared.  Don’t ruin your life, and the lives of others.  Use Birth Control!

According to a study published in 2011:

49% of the 6.7 million pregnancies in the United States each year (3.2 million) are unintended

Among women aged 19 years and younger, more than 4 out of 5 pregnancies were unintended.

The proportion of pregnancies that were unintended was highest among teens younger than age 15 years, at 98%.

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WHORE MOANS

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“it’s just sex”
she said
flouncing out of bed
through the shower
and out the door.

my heart broke
to see her go.
I was
left in the room
alone.

she called later:
“hi, honey bunny
there’s a bun
in my oven.
it’s yours.”

“it’s not just sex
anymore”, I said.
it’s a life.
growing…
hormones.