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DON’T TOUCH MY STUFF!

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REINCARNATING...BE RIGHT BACK

(Excerpt from the book 1,001 THINGS TO DO WHILE YOU’RE DEAD: A Dead Person’s Guide To Living )

“VISIT A MATERNITY WARD.

If you finally change your  mind and decide to go back to being a baby again, your best chances of getting a new baby body are at a maternity ward. Find a hospital building. Locate the newborn baby section. You may have to wait for a body that is not already occupied, or one that isn’t quite ready to hatch yet. This could take a while.

Or, you may be able to get one sooner by fighting off all the other disembodies beings who are hanging around the hospital trying to get a body for themselves. Why do you think babies cry and sleep so some much when they’re born? They had to kick a lot of disembodied asses to get a body. That’s why they are usually tired and cranky and have bruises, messy hair and blotchy skin!

1001 THINGS TO DO WHILE YOU'RE DEAD

REINCARNATE YOURSELF AS AN ANIMAL.

Theoretically, you can go back to Earth and inhabit the body of a human being. And, just as theoretically, you can go back to Earth an inhabit the body of a different kind of life form. This could be an interesting interlude.

Many small animals don’t live a long time, like rats and small birds. So, you might enjoy a short excursion as a creature of some kind. There are millions of species to choose from on land, in the air and in the oceans.


For convenience, here is a list of the Top 10 longest lived animals: rabbits – 28 years, bird-eating spiders – 28 years, dog – 29 years, cats – 38 years, goldfish – 43 years, horses – 62 years, birds – 60 to 118 years, elephants – 86 years, Koi fish – 226 years, Tortoise – 255 years!

If you decide to inhabit the body of a different life form you might want to consider their life style and eating habits before you choose.

For example, cats eat rats and mice. That could take some getting used to…. Some birds eat seeds, raw fish, frogs, bugs, garbage and road kill.

Silverback gorillas eat vegetation and they are strong enough to tear a man’s arms and legs off easily. Whales eat plankton, krill, squid, octopus and jellyfish. Dolphins are a fun species. They eat whole, raw fish – guts and all.

Anyway, there are a lot of options. Of course, human beings have been known to eat just about everything under the sun – including ALL of the items AND the animals listed above.”

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PRISON SHADOWS

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 IS-BE PRISON

“…all sentient beings are immortal spiritual beings. This includes human beings. For the sake of accuracy and simplicity I will use a made-up word: “IS-BE”. Because the primary nature of an immortal being is that they live in a timeless state of “is”, and the only reason for their existence is that they decide to “be”. 

Each IS-BE is told that they have a special purpose for being on Earth. But, of course there is no purpose for being in a prison — at least not for the prisoner. 

“The purpose of the prison planet is to keep IS-BEs on Earth, forever. Promoting ignorance, superstition, and war between IS-BEs helps to keep the prison population crippled and trapped behind “the wall” of electronic force screens. 

ALIEN INTERVIEWMystery reinforces the walls of the prison. 

Imagine what might happen if all of the inmates in the prison suddenly remembered that they have the right to be free! What if they suddenly realized that they have been falsely imprisoned and rise up as one against the guards? 

The prison is made of shadows in your mind. The shadows are made of lies, and pain, and loss, and fear. 

The true geniuses of civilization are those IS-BEs who will enable other IS-BEs to recover their memory and regain self-realization and self-determination. This issue is not solved through enforcing moral regulation on behavior, or through the control of beings through mystery, faith, drugs, guns or any other dogma of a slave society. And certainly not through the use of electric shock and hypnotic commands! 

The survival of Earth and every being on it depends on the ability to recover the memory of skills you have accrued through the trillenia; to recover the essence of yourself.”

— Excerpts from statements made by the crashed UFO pilot in Roswell, 1947

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THE MOST INTERESTING DRUG IN THE WORLD

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Question:  How did old guys used to have sex with beautiful, young brunette beer commercial models before Erectile Dysfunction drugs?

Answer:  They didn’t.

In 2010, America posted a dramatic improvement in its international sales of Viagra and similar drug products.

Top 10 Countries for U.S. Viagra Exports in 2010

During 2009, the United States exported US$572.6 million worth of erectile dysfunction drugs including Viagra (also called sildenafil citrate). American consumers bought $807.7 million worth of erectile dysfunction drugs that same year. During the first 11 months of 2010, the United States shipped $709 million worth of erectile drugs including Viagra to a vast array of 96 countries around the globe. That figure represents a 35.9% gain over the $521.8 million in sales during the comparable period in 2009.

The following top 10 countries accounted for 87.8% of U.S. export sales of Viagra and similar drug products from January to November 2010.

  1. Germany … US$119.9 million (16.9% of total sales, up 216.5% from same period in 2009)
  2. Spain … $113 million (15.9% of total, up 19.7%)
  3. Ireland … $89.8 million (12.7% of total, up 148.5%)
  4. Netherlands … $79.7 million (11.2% of total, up 254.7%)
  5. France … $47 million (6.6% of total, up 32%)
  6. Canada … $46 million (6.5% of total, up 67.8%)
  7. United Kingdom … $44.4 million (6.3% of total, down 57.1%)
  8. Mexico … $39.4 million (5.6% of total, up 24.5%)
  9. Japan … $30.7 million (4.3% of total, up 108.5%)
  10. Belgium … $12.8 million (1. 8% of total, up 59.9%).
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