Category Archives: ORDER OF OMEGA TIME TRAVEL CULT

ORDER OF OMEGA TIME TRAVEL CULT SHOPPING LIST

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The Echo Park Time Travel Mart sells everything you need before you take a road trip through time.

Time-Machine Fuel
Mammoth chunks
Medieval Humours
Fragrances of Eras
Dodo Chow
Dead languages
Chainmail
Bottled time

Barbarian repellent

This store has been given the OFFICIAL SEAL OF APPROVAL

of the ORDER OF OMEGA TIME TRAVEL CULT

TEMPLE OF TEMPESTAS

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Bessie Anne Mullins of the Harperville, WY chapter of The Order of Omega Time Travel Cult is seen here practicing personal weather control skills during a recent field trip to the dedication ceremony of a temple to Roman weather goddess,Tempestas.  The ceremony was conducted by Scipio The Elder in 259 B.C.E.  Merrill Stevens, the Chapter Secretary, reported that the weather was fair and that a feast of bread, wine, grapes and pomegranates was enjoyed by all participants after the ceremony.

HIGH PRIESTESS HANALORE OF CELTIC GAUL

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High Priestess Hanalore of Celtic Gaul calls to order the annual meeting of the Druid High Council in 437 B.C.E.. Special guest speaker at the meeting was Chester Langhorn, President of the Desmoines, Iowa Chapter of The Order of Omega Time Travel Cult. The subject of his lecture was an explaination of the “magical picture box” he used to take this digital photo of the occassion.