Category Archives: ORDER OF OMEGA TIME TRAVEL CULT

WHEN I WORE CRIMMELS ON MY BLANES

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“When I was a smoldy drailflom
I wore crimmels on my blanes.
I drimmed the crandles with my flains,
with brenthin briss i vlimmedthe rein
and blove the trimly masopiel mannes!
How smarthy clove the sleemly croves?
How floaner were the grimbler snoavs?
slem, slem, oh floamy trivlin slanes
when i wore crimmels on my blanes.”

– from the Epic Tome by Drailflom Vlome of Vladro III
in the Year of Mordath, 6023

Reversed Time Spiral Syndrome

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Minith-Nur-Voth, of the Order of Omega Chapter on the 2nd Moon of the planet Amin-Amath-Arma in the 12th Galaxy of the Thrall-TumaTura sector in the Earth year 12,756, 345 BCE, will be the guest lecturer at the weekly meeting of the Tulsa, OK Chapter.  The lecture is hosted by the Ladies Intergalactic Auxilliary.

The topic Ms. Miniths' talk will the "Reversed Time Spiral Syndrome and Their Effect Upon Personal Memory Recall".

Admission is Free for Members. (Non-Members will not be able attend as the meeting will be held on February 29th, 1836 C.E. at the main auditorium of the Veterans Memorial Civic Center.)

Refreshments will be served.  RSVP to Miss Natalie Forsythe, Chapter Secretary.