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...and other stuff, BULLSHIT, LIVES, UNIVERSES

TERRIFYING CARNIVOROUS ALIEN SKULL!

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One of the creepiest things about the omnivorous homo sapiens species of animal is the phenomenon of  “Tooth Eruption”.  This is a process in tooth development in which the teeth enter the mouth and become visible. It is currently believed that the periodontal ligaments play an important role in tooth eruption. The first human teeth to appear, the deciduous (primary) teeth (also known as baby or milk teeth), erupt into the mouth from around 6 months until 2 years of age, in a process known as “teething“. These teeth are the only ones in the mouth until a person is about 6 years old. At that time, the first permanent tooth erupts and begins a time in which there is a combination of primary and permanent teeth. This stage, known as the mixed stage, lasts until the last primary tooth is lost. Then, the remaining permanent teeth erupt into the mouth. — Wikipedia.org

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PRESERVE YOUR TATTOOS FOREVER

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Tattoos are a bizarre human method of distinguishing oneself from the crowd.  Body art is akin to clothing, hair styles, music, dancing and hip lingo: every teenager (and other juveniles) wants to have a “unique look”… by looking just like everyone else.  Each succeeding generation of angst-riddled, hormone-tortured youth goes through similar phases of “being different by being to same”.  The current decade inducted a more permanent method of “looking different” into the fashion scene: body tattoos.

However, what will happen to those tattoos when you get the age of 50 or 60 or 70?  The skin on your body will wrinkle, droop, fall and sag. Your expensive and painfully administered body art will slump along with it.  This is NOT a pretty idea.  Fortunately, an alternative method of preserving those valuable tattoos has been devised.

Here’s how to keep your tattoo art looking fresh for generations to come.  (And provide your ancestors with a lasting memento of you to hang on the wall in the den or living room.) Have yourself skinned alive, just like the pigs in these photos!  Have your tattooed hide tanned, cured, cut to size, and framed for use as a wall hanging.  You can even have your skin made into a purse, or lamp shade, a football, or any number of useful items.  Your friends and family will have more than a few dim memories to remember you: your tattooed hide!    (PETA take note….)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(image credits:  http://www.wimdelvoye.be/artfarm.php# )