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DETECT EVIL

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CONFRONTING EVILIn retrospect it is obvious that Pope Pope Alexander VI (90 million Native Americans killed),  Moa Zedong, (60 million killed), Joseph Stalin, (40 million killed),  Adolph Hitler (30 million killed) and Genghis Khan (10 million killed) were psychopathic mass-murdering thieves.  In the present age the mass-murdering thieves wear 3-piece suits and ties.  They are Banksters and Politicians and Priests of Western “civilization”.

One of the greatest weaknesses and sources of stupidity for any human being is the inability to detect and confront “evil”.  Up close, they may appear to be “friendly” or “benevolent”.  They disguise themselves as “leaders” and “public servants”.  In nature, for example, a gazelle in Africa is always wary and on the alert for lions or Chitas lurking in the bush, ready to spring on them and EAT them!  Human being do not seem to possess the basic survival instinct or awareness that PREDATORS, such as BANKERS, POLITICIANS, PRIESTS AND WAR MONGERS, are lurking all around them.  Viscous psychopathic, mass-murdering human beings are no different that Lions and Chitas!  They NEED YOU for their FOOD!  They need your energy, your work, your body, our support, you money and your fear and your total obedience in order to survive.  Just because these vultures are “disguised in human bodies” does not mean they are not predators!

If you feel oppressed, burdened and overwhelmed by taxes, lies, the 5 o’clock news, corporate propaganda, etc., then you need to start looking for EVIL in your life. If you want to survive, you must detect, avoid or destroy the EVIL in your life before it destroys YOU!

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HORMONES

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When you become pregnant, you will inherit the financial and personal responsibility of supporting and caring for an infant human being for the next 20 years, at least.  Your entire life will be changed, your freedom with disappear, financial and physical stress of parenthood will control your thoughts and activities.  So, the next time you feel “horny”, remember that it may not be “you”…. It is more likely that the chemicals in your bloodstream produced by your endocrine system — testosterone or estrogen — are overwhelming your intelligence!  Be prepared.  Don’t ruin your life, and the lives of others.  Use Birth Control!

According to a study published in 2011:

49% of the 6.7 million pregnancies in the United States each year (3.2 million) are unintended

Among women aged 19 years and younger, more than 4 out of 5 pregnancies were unintended.

The proportion of pregnancies that were unintended was highest among teens younger than age 15 years, at 98%.

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WAYS TO MAINTAIN HEALTHY INSANITY AT WORK

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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair  Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It “In.”

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Sexual Favors”

7. Finish All Your Sentences With “In Accordance With The Prophecy.”

8. Don’t Use Any Punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To Go.”

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don’t Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party because You’re Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream “I Won! I Won!”

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling

“Run For Your Lives, They’re Loose!!”

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.”

20. Copy this and Send an  E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile..   It’s Called Therapy…

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HEDONISM (PARTY-EAT-DRINK-SCREW-TILL-YOU-DIE-ISM)

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thomas_couture-romans_of_the_decadence(painting by Thomas Couture: Romans of the decadence)

It’s hard to argue with the ages old philosophy of hedonism. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedonism 

We are confronted on Earth with the reality that we are mortal. We inhabit a body of fragile flesh that will die. We live on a Prison Planet. We are surrounded by perpetual pain: death, taxes and with religious and scientific superstitions that ensure our perpetual stupidity.  The idea of “freedom” to which we feel entitled as a “natural right” of Caucasian Conquers of the “barbarians” of North America, Africa, the Middle East, etc., has been stolen from us by Rothschild Private Banks who own the private military / police force and politicians they control. We are the “peasants”.  We obey, we do the heavy lifting, we do the menial work, we pay taxes, we kill each other on battle fields of perpetual warfare, and we die a certain an eternal death.  As spiritual entities we have been given amnesia.  We do not remember Who We Really Are, or where we came from, or who brought us to this planet.  We are isolated and forgotten on a infinitesimally tiny speck of dust on the fringe of a remote galaxy.  We are lost….forever, and ever.  So, when faced the the brutal reality of our insignificantly abysmal existence, it seems that the only “logical” option is to “get drunk and screw and party till you die”.  (and start all over again when you are reincarnated as a “stinky baby”…..ad infinitum).

noun: hedonism

1) the pursuit of pleasure; sensual self-indulgence.
synonyms: self-indulgence, pleasure-seeking, self-gratification, lotus-eating, sybaritism;
intemperance, immoderation, extravagance, luxury, high living

2) the ethical theory that pleasure (in the sense of the satisfaction of desires) is the highest good and proper aim of human life.