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DERIVATIVES: CRIMINAL MINDS AT “WORK”

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Derivative is a financial instrument with a value dependent upon underlying variables. The term can refer to a contract, or its value, derived from the underlying assets. The most common derivatives arefuturesoptions, and swaps but may also include other tradeable assets such as a stock or commodity or non-tradeable items such as the temperature (in the case of weather derivatives), the unemployment rate, or any kind of (economic) index. A derivative is essentially a contract whose payoff depends on the behavior of a benchmark.

One of the oldest derivatives is rice futures, which have been traded on the Dojima Rice Exchange since the eighteenth century.

Derivatives are broadly categorized by the relationship between the underlying asset and the derivative (e.g., forwardoptionswap); the type of underlying asset (e.g., equity derivativesforeign exchange derivativesinterest rate derivatives, commodity derivatives, or credit derivatives); the market in which they trade (e.g., exchange-traded or over-the-counter); and their pay-off profile.

Derivatives can be used for speculating purposes (“bets”) or to hedge (“insurance”). For example, a speculator may sell deep in-the-money naked calls on a stock, expecting the stock price to plummet, but exposing himself to potentially unlimited losses. Very commonly, companies buy currency forwards in order to limit losses due to fluctuations in the exchange rate of two currencies.

Derivatives are used by investors to:

  • provide leverage (or gearing), such that a small movement in the underlying value can cause a large difference in the value of the derivative;
  • speculate and make a profit if the value of the underlying asset moves the way they expect (e.g., moves in a given direction, stays in or out of a specified range, reaches a certain level);
  • hedge or mitigate risk in the underlying, by entering into a derivative contract whose value moves in the opposite direction to their underlying position and cancels part or all of it out;
  • obtain exposure to the underlying where it is not possible to trade in the underlying (e.g., weather derivatives);
  • create option ability where the value of the derivative is linked to a specific condition or event (e.g. the underlying reaching a specific price level).
— SOURCE:  WIKIPEDIA.ORG

NOTHING MORE OR LESS

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Many quantum physicists, Indian gurus, and other esoteric mystics like Star Trek HoloDeck fans, Matrix fans, and people who read some of my books, speculate that Earth in nothing more, or less, than a construct of an intergalactic police force which has been designed to appear “normal” and “nice” while, in fact it is nothing more, or less, than a prison for immortal spiritual beings who have been tricked into believing that they are biological entities who “evolved” on this tiny water-rock inside a holographically-generated illusion called “space-time”. Personally, I find the entire delusion called “life” to be nothing more, or less, than what it appears to be to me. The only choices I can see are WEIRD, STRANGE and BIZARRE. However, I prefer to dream, imagine and hope that there may be something better out there, somewhere “Over The Rainbow”, or “Down The Rabbit Hole”. If there isn’t, and I can’t create a better “Universe of My Own”, then what’s the worst thing that can happen? Dearth, Reincarnation, Life, Death, etc., etc., ad infinitum…

Nothing more, or less.

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ANIMATED MONDAY

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Here is a new feature on my Blog…. Animated Monday!!!  I love animated GIFs.  I used to have a Widget in the right sidebar on this Blog to feature some of my favorites.  However, the images take too long to download and it slows down the whole site.  Instead, I will post a few of my favorite GIFs on Monday.  What else do you have to do at the office?  Maybe this will bring a few seconds of pointless amusement into your life.  Enjoy 🙂

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THE MOST INTERESTING DRUG IN THE WORLD

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Question:  How did old guys used to have sex with beautiful, young brunette beer commercial models before Erectile Dysfunction drugs?

Answer:  They didn’t.

In 2010, America posted a dramatic improvement in its international sales of Viagra and similar drug products.

Top 10 Countries for U.S. Viagra Exports in 2010

During 2009, the United States exported US$572.6 million worth of erectile dysfunction drugs including Viagra (also called sildenafil citrate). American consumers bought $807.7 million worth of erectile dysfunction drugs that same year. During the first 11 months of 2010, the United States shipped $709 million worth of erectile drugs including Viagra to a vast array of 96 countries around the globe. That figure represents a 35.9% gain over the $521.8 million in sales during the comparable period in 2009.

The following top 10 countries accounted for 87.8% of U.S. export sales of Viagra and similar drug products from January to November 2010.

  1. Germany … US$119.9 million (16.9% of total sales, up 216.5% from same period in 2009)
  2. Spain … $113 million (15.9% of total, up 19.7%)
  3. Ireland … $89.8 million (12.7% of total, up 148.5%)
  4. Netherlands … $79.7 million (11.2% of total, up 254.7%)
  5. France … $47 million (6.6% of total, up 32%)
  6. Canada … $46 million (6.5% of total, up 67.8%)
  7. United Kingdom … $44.4 million (6.3% of total, down 57.1%)
  8. Mexico … $39.4 million (5.6% of total, up 24.5%)
  9. Japan … $30.7 million (4.3% of total, up 108.5%)
  10. Belgium … $12.8 million (1. 8% of total, up 59.9%).
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