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ADJECTIVE (crazier, craziest)
1Mentally deranged, especially as manifested in a wild or aggressive way
Category Archives: POETIC NONSENSE
Poetry by Lawrence R. Spencer. Poetic nonsense by Lawrence R. Spencer and others. Haiku poems by Lawrence R. Spencer.
WISH YOU WERE HERE
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OPPOSITES
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“If you want to know who you really are as a spiritual being, become the opposite of a human being.” ~ Lawrence R. Spencer
“Art is not about thinking something up; It is the opposite – getting something down.” ~ Julia Cameron
To do the opposite of something is also a form of imitation, form of imitation, namely, an imitation of it’s opposite.” ~ George C. Lichtenberg
“Not the power to remember, but its’ very opposite, the power to forget is a necessary condition for our existence.” ~ Sholem Asch
All colors are the friends of their neighbors and lovers of their opposites.” ~ Marc Chagall
“Take the course opposite to custom and you will almost always do well.” ~ Jean-Jacques Rousseau (1712 – 1778)
“The opposite of bravery is not cowardice but conformity.” ~ Dr. Robert Anthony
WAYS TO MAINTAIN HEALTHY INSANITY AT WORK
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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It “In.”
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Sexual Favors”
7. Finish All Your Sentences With “In Accordance With The Prophecy.”
8. Don’t Use Any Punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To Go.”
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don’t Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party because You’re Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream “I Won! I Won!”
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling
“Run For Your Lives, They’re Loose!!”
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.”
20. Copy this and Send an E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.. It’s Called Therapy…
YOU ARE THE POWER
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“I am Oz, the great and powerful! Who are you?”–The Wizard in ‘The Wizard of Oz’
“If you please, I am Dorothy, the small and meek.”–Dorothy
“SILENCE!”–The Wizard
Ultimately, you are the only person who can decide what is true in any universe —
is it black & white like Kansas, multicolored like the Land of Oz, or is it all really just a dream?
The Oz Factors can help you decide what is true for you…
