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CURE FOR GREED
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THE CURE FOR GLOBAL BANKSTERS and WALL STREET GANGSTERS:
A behind the scenes peek, excerpted over the four-month process to produce ‘The Cure for Greed’.
Intricate mechanical and chemical separation is needed to extract and recover pigment from US currency.
The ink is then re-stabilized, divided into individual doses and packaged into medical vials.
About the object
Each personally monogrammed custom-made mahogany or walnut box contains:
– One 24-karat gold plated syringe.
– One 5ml crimp-sealed serum vial containing one dose of stabilized pure dollar ink
mechanically and chemically recovered from approximately $10,000 in US currency.
– Two 24-karat gold plated needles.
HOW TO ASK FOR HELP IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY
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NOTE TO IGNORANT AMERICANS: CUT and PASTE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING PHRASES INTO THIS HANDY GOOGLE TRANSLATOR LINK TO COVERT THE TEXT TO ENGLISH)
Like most Americans your probably don’t speak “foreign” languages. To help you identify yourself to the “natives” in a foreign country you will find the following phrase useful while travelling abroad. Just speak the phrase S..L…O…W…L…Y in the appropriate language from the following list. The “natives” will understand that you are an American and will render the appropriate assistance to you:
SPANISH: Soy un ávido, sediento de sangre, santurrón hipócrita.
FRENCH: Je suis un avide, sanguinaire, bien-pensants hypocrites.
GERMAN: Ich bin ein gieriger, blutrünstig, selbstgerechten Heuchler.
DUTCH: Ik ben een gulzig, bloeddorstige, zelfingenomen hypocriet.
RUSSIAN: Я жадный, кровожадные, самодовольные лицемером.
CHINESE: 我是一個貪婪，嗜血，自以為是的偽君子。
POLISH: Jestem chciwy, żądny krwi, obłudny hipokryta.
GREEK: Είμαι άπληστος, αιμοδιψής, φαρισαϊκή υποκριτής.
SWAHILI: Mimi ni tamaa, simba, self-haki mnafiki.
HINDI: मैं एक लालची, जालिम, पाखंडी पाखंडी हूँ.
NO DOUBLE DIPPIN’
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CRAB MENTALITY
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Individually, crabs about to be boiled alive in a pot could easily escape from the pot, but instead, they grab at each other in a useless “king of the hill” competition (or sabotage) which prevents any from escaping and ensures their collective demise. Human mythology says that when you put male lobsters into a boiling pot, they try to form a pyramid and help one escape. Female lobsters, however, will pull each other down as they try to escape.
As for male lobsters being so helpful to one another, one of the reasons their claws are rubber-banded is because they can be fairly cannibalistic – given a chance they’ll eat each other. A study of the stomach contents of lobsters determined that a good portion of a lobster’s diet is other lobsters.
SO, WHAT ABOUT THE ASSHOLES WHO PUT THE LOBSTERS INTO THE POT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!