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WILLIAM BURROUGH’S THANKSGIVING PRAYER

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William Burroughs’ Thanksgiving Prayer from J. Sprig on Vimeo.

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“Thanks for the wild turkey and the passenger pigeons, destined to be shit out through wholesome American guts.
Thanks for a continent to despoil and poison.
Thanks for Indians to provide a modicum of challenge and danger.
Thanks for vast herds of bison to kill and skin leaving the carcasses to rot.
Thanks for bounties on wolves and coyotes.
Thanks for the American dream,
To vulgarize and to falsify until the bare lies shine through.
Thanks for the KKK.
For nigger-killin’ lawmen, feelin’ their notches.
For decent church-goin’ women, with their mean, pinched, bitter, evil faces.
Thanks for “Kill a Queer for Christ” stickers.
Thanks for laboratory AIDS.
Thanks for Prohibition and the war against drugs.
Thanks for a country where nobody’s allowed to mind the own business.
Thanks for a nation of finks.
Yes, thanks for all the memories—all right let’s see your arms!
You always were a headache and you always were a bore.
Thanks for the last and greatest betrayal of the last and greatest of human dreams”.
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William Seward Burroughs II ( /ˈbʌroʊz/; also known by his pen name William Lee; February 5, 1914 – August 2, 1997) was an American novelist, poet, essayist and spoken word performer. A primary figure of the Beat Generation and a major postmodernist author, he is considered to be “one of the most politically trenchant, culturally influential, and innovative artists of the 20th century.”[1] His influence is considered to have affected a range of popular culture as well as literature. Burroughs wrote 18 novels and novellas, six collections of short stories and four collections of essays. Five books have been published of his interviews and correspondences. He also collaborated on projects and recordings with numerous performers and musicians, and made many appearances in films.

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FACEBOOK NEWS

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FACEBOOK NEWSYesterday I was bored, so I spent several hours reading the “FACEBOOK NEWS”, i.e. posts made by some of my 4,923 Facebook “Friends”, who are almost all “identities” or trolls I’ve never met.  From these “posts” I thought it would be fun to create a “FACEBOOK NEWS FORECAST” of events that will allegedly happen within the next few months, years, decades or whenever.  Like all “news” it’s always about chaos and fear.  But, what would we do if we didn’t have fear, superstition, chaos and mind-control to guide our pitiful lives?  We can’t just sit around being kind and loving and comfortable, can we?  That would be boring.  Personally, I’m pretty sure that Earth is a prison or an insane asylum, so all this “news” seems “normal” to me. (Read the book ALIEN INTERVIEW, if you haven’t already, and you’ll understand why I say this.)

Anyway, here is a list of predicted events from “Facebook News”:

  • The Stock Market and the US dollar will collapse and the US will fall into a state of total financial chaos caused by criminal Wall Street “derivative” trading and China “trade deficits” which will need to be “balanced” so the 1% criminals can steal more wealth.
  • Riots and starvation will be rampant because the “peasants” won’t have money.
  • The government will herd everyone into prison camps for their own “protection”.
  • Crime and civil war will break out all over the country.
  • The US will declare a state of martial law and all the soldiers put into place by “Jade Helm” will be activated to arrest or shoot American “dissenters”.
  • The HAARP installation in Alaska will disrupt the energy frequency of Earth and cause a gigantic earthquake in Canada and Washington and the West Coast of the US will fall into the Pacific Ocean which will allow FEMA and the UN to take control of “resources”.
  • This will also cause the Yellowstone volcanic caldera to erupt and kill 100 million Americans, which is a part of the NWO Agenda 21 plan for population reduction.
  • An asteroid or comet will strike the Earth and cause a cataclysmic global tidal wave.
  • The entire world will be engulfed by man-made extreme weather, floods, tornadoes, etc.
  • Zionist Israel will start World War III and blame it on Iran or Russian or whoever….
  • The New World Order to create a false “alien invasion” attack on Earth, launched from secret, black budget underground bases around the Earth.
  • The “elite” 1% and Illuminati will retreat into underground shelters until the radioactive “dust” settles and the water subsides.
  • The “secret satellite system” will create a Holographic image of “The Second Coming of Jesus” which will be broadcast exclusively on Fox News during the Superbowl.
  • The New World Order government will be established permanently at the United Nations.
  • The Pope will be appointed the Head of a New World Order Religion.
  • Noah will build an Ark and all the animals will go on board and float.
  • Global population will be reduced to a “manageable” 500 million and all the “survivors” (the 1% and their personal slaves) will live happily ever after in “paradise”.

PEACE and LOVE TO YOU ALL, MY FELLOW SENTIENT BEINGS

~ Lawrence R. Spencer ~

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EVERY DAY IS BLACK FRIDAY

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To consume, or not to consume?  This is the question: Whether ’tis Nobler in our minds to suffer The Slings and Arrows of outrageous corporations, Or to withhold our commerce, And by not spending end them?

In a world ruled by Corporations and the government lobbyists they pay for, every day is Black Friday.  If you are a consumer, YOU are the one who decides which corporations rule, or not.

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CUTE BABY PICTURE

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FIRST BABY PICTURE

“ATTEND YOUR OWN FUNERAL.

When your relatives or public officials get around to disposing of your used body you may choose to attend the funeral. This can be complicated, tedious and disturbing to yourself and other funeral guests. Or it can be a great comfort to you and your loved ones. It’s up to you.
If you are concerned that the used body is disposed of properly you should definitely attend to make sure your final wishes have been followed. You may also want to check to see who is really grieving over your absence, and who is only pretending so they can get a share of your estate, and who came for the free food and drinks.
Reverence for the dead is very important. Especially if you’re the one that is dead. One thing is certain – you will never think of funerals the same way again. If you care about what your relatives or the undertaker is going to do with your used body you will want to stay to the end. This includes the burial, cremation, sprinkling of the ashes, donation to the “used parts” laboratory, or whatever is supposed to be done with your used body.
If you plan ahead you can have your body buried in a vegetable garden, a forest, a flower bed, or fed to the fishes in the ocean. It’s a shame to let a perfectly good source of nutrition for plants or other living creatures go to waste!
1001 Things to do while you're deadAVOID YOUR FUNERAL.
If you are squeamish about autopsies, embalming, funeral piers, cremation incinerators, worms, bugs or bacteria you may want to stay away until all that messy, bad smelling business is over and done.
However, funeral directors have become quite masterful, over the past 5,000 years, at making a dead body look as good, or better, than it looked when it was alive. A little formaldehyde, a few strategic injections, a little stuffing, nice clothes, cosmetics, a wig and a comfy, silk-lined coffin, your used body can look better than ever!
This is a good reason to stay away as you may be enticed to start thinking about going back. Obviously, it’s too late. Factually, you never were a body and you definitely are not a body now. So stay focused. The future is where the rest of your life will be lived!

PRACTICE BEING CUTE.
If you attended your own funeral you are probably suffering from the loss of having a body. More important, you may be thinking that you don’t really have any identity or personality without having a body. How will anyone recognize you without your body?
Fortunately, bodies are a nickel a million. Five babies are born every second. So, should you succumb to the ungodly urge to get a new baby body in order to feel a sense of personal identity, you will need to practice being cute.
The only reason people have babies – and keep them – is because they think babies are cute. The same principle applies to all living creatures. So, brush up on looking cute, making cute sounds, doing cute mannerisms, cute smiles, cute laughs, etc.. You’ll need to have your cute skills in top form when and if you get a new body.”

— Excerpt from the book by Lawrence R. Spencer:  1001 THINGS TO DO WHILE YOU’RE DEAD: THE DEAD PERSONS GUIDE TO LIVING 

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GUNS: THE ESSENCE OF AMERICA

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Since I was a kid growing up in the 1950s guns were promoted as THE toy to own and “play” with.  America is country built on guns.  The invaders of the American continents from European countries we able to kill and enslave all of the indigenous population because they possessed and used one thing:  GUNS.  Americans WORSHIP guns.  A gigantic number of movies, TV shows, books, etc. glorify the use of guns.  Killing with guns is an entertainment.  Killing with guns is a sport.  Guns are power.  Power is “good”.  Killing with guns is the RELIGION of the United States of America.  The right to own and use guns to kill anything and everything that moves is guaranteed in the Constitution of The United States of America.  The US also spends more than 2/3rds of every tax dollar on the military.  So, if you are “shocked” by the use of guns to massacre small children in classrooms of America, you are either an idiot or a hypocrite, or both.  What goes around, comes around.

READ THE WHOLE ARTICLE HERE:  Papa Says It’s Safe”: 20 Astounding Gun Ads | Mother Jones.