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1001 THINGS TO DO WHILE YOU'RE DEAD, INSIDE THE BOOK, LIVES, READING MATTER

Excerpts from “1001 Things to do while you’re dead”

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1001 Things to do while you're deadEXCERPTS FROM THE BOOK:

“1001 THINGS TO DO WHILE YOU’RE DEAD: A Dead Person’s Guide to Living” by Lawrence R. Spencer

AVOID YOUR FUNERAL.

If you are squeamish about autopsies, embalming,  funeral piers, cremation incinerators, worms, bugs or bacteria you may want to stay away until all that messy, bad smelling business is over and done.

However, funeral directors have become quite masterful, over the past 5,000 years, at making a dead body look as good, or better, than it looked when it was alive. A little formaldehyde, a few strategic injections, a little stuffing, nice clothes, cosmetics, a wig and a comfy, silk-lined coffin, your used body can look better than ever!

This is a good reason to stay away as you may be enticed to start thinking about going back. Obviously, it’s too late. Factually, you never were a body and you definitely are not a body now. So stay focused. The future is where the rest of your life will be lived!

PRACTICE BEING CUTE.

If you attended your own funeral you are probably suffering from the loss of having a body. More important, you may be thinking that you don’t really have any identity or personality without having a body. How will anyone recognize you without your body?

Fortunately, bodies are a nickel a million. Five babies are born every second.  So, should you succumb to the ungodly urge to get a new baby body in order to feel a sense of personal identity, you will need to practice being cute.

The only reason people have babies – and keep them – is because they think babies are cute. The same principle applies to all living creatures. So, brush up on looking cute, making cute sounds, doing cute mannerisms, cute smiles, cute laughs, etc..  You’ll need to have your cute skills in top form when and if you get a new body.

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IS-BE

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“Personally, it is my conviction that all sentient beings are immortal spiritual beings.  This includes human beings.  For the sake of accuracy and simplicity I will use a made-up word: “IS-BE”.  Because the primary nature of an immortal being is that they live in a timeless state of “is”, and the only reason for their  existence is that they decide to “be”.

— Excerpt from the interview transcripts published in the book Alien Interview.

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AS IT IS ABOVE SO IT IS BELOW

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AS ABOVE SO BELOW

The microcosm and the macrocosm in this universe are composed of the same particles, behaving according to the same laws.  Regardless of magnitude, the greater mirrors the lesser as the lesser reveals the greater. Likewise, it is created and perceived by the same beings who share responsibility for the maintenance of it through their agreement.

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CONFRONTING EVIL

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POWER - BANKERSAN AVERAGE HUMAN BEING CANNOT DETECT OR CONFRONT EVIL, EVEN WHEN IT’S STANDING IN FRONT OF THEM.

SOLUTION: DON’T BE AN AVERAGE HUMAN BEING. LEARN TO CONFRONT EVIL.

“EVIL:  The calculated intention, whether covert or overt, to diminish the well-being or survival potential of spiritual beings or sentient life forms in any universe.” – Lawrence R. Spencer

HERE ARE A FEW OTHER DEFINITIONS THAT WILL HELP YOU DETECT EVIL IN YOUR ENVIRONMENT:

1. Having qualities tending to injury.

2. Morally corrupt; wicked; wrong; vicious; as, evil conduct, thoughts, heart, words, and the like.

3. Producing or threatening sorrow, distress, injury, or calamity; unpropitious; calamitous; as, evil tidings; evil arrows; evil days. — Evil speaking, speaking ill of others; calumny; censoriousness. — The evil one, the Devil; Satan; Syn. — Pernicious; injurious; hurtful; destructive; wicked ; corrupt; perverse; vicious; calamitous.

4. Anything which impairs the happiness of a being or deprives a being of any good; anything which causes suffering of any kind to sentient beings.

5. Wickedness, malevolence, the desire to do people wrong. To take power for yourself at the expense of others, and then using it in the most ruthless and vile of ways. It is hurting people for no good reason at all, horrifically destroying their lives. It is tying damsels in distress to railroad tracks and then twirling about in a mustache and black cape. It is hate and wrath and rage.