Category Archives: BULLSHIT

WHORE MOANS

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“it’s just sex”
she said
flouncing out of bed
through the shower
and out the door.

my heart broke
to see her go.
I was
left in the room
alone.

she called later:
“hi, honey bunny
there’s a bun
in my oven.
it’s yours.”

“it’s not just sex
anymore”, I said.
it’s a life.
growing…
hormones.

BATSHIT CRAZY

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DEFINITION — “batshit crazy”
“A person who is batshit crazy is certifiably nuts. The phrase has origins in the old fashioned term “bats in the belfry.” Old churches had a structure at the top called a belfry, which housed the bells. Bats are extremely sensitive to sound and would never inhabit a belfry of an active church where the bell was rung frequently. Occasionally, when a church was abandoned and many years passed without the bell being rung, bats would eventually come and inhabit the belfry. So, when somebody said that an individual had “bats in the belfry” it meant that there was “nothing going on upstairs” (as in that person’s brain). To be BATSHIT CRAZY is to take this even a step further. A person who is batshit crazy is so nuts that not only is their belfry full of bats, but so many bats have been there for so long that the belfry is coated in bat shit.” — Urban Dictionary