Category Archives: POETIC NONSENSE

Poetry by Lawrence R. Spencer. Poetic nonsense by Lawrence R. Spencer and others. Haiku poems by Lawrence R. Spencer.

18 THINGS PEOPLE DON’T TALK ABOUT ANY MORE

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18 Things People Don’t Talk About (much) any more:

1. pregnant men in prison
2. how you feel about being God
3. watching your parents conceive you
4. intentionally shitting yourself at work
5. where you’re hiding the dead bodies
6. mud and maggot sandwiches
7. intermural projectile vomiting contests
8. having oral sex in heaven
9. your fantacies about kitten livers
10. absolute nothingness forever
11. pretending to be the perfect human
12. how perfect your ______ is
13. what you did before time began
14. your gourmet cockroach recipes
15. bribes you were paid to stay quiet
16. that “thing” you did with ________
17. how much nicer you are than Jesus
18. priests alone with young boys

WHICH WAY DO WE GO?

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— Excerpt from THE OZ FACTORS by Lawrence R. Spencer:

“4/ WHICH WAY DO WE GO?

                “Now which way do we go?”–Dorothy

                “Pardon me, that way is a very nice way … it’s pleasant down that way too.”–the Scarecrow

                “That’s funny … wasn’t he pointing the other way?”–Dorothy

                “Of course, people do go both ways.”–the Scarecrow.

                 “Are you doing that on purpose or can’t you make up your mind?”–Dorothy in ‘The Wizard of Oz’

                Everyone has a personal viewpoint about everything.

               Every person has a singularly unique point of view.

               There are as many universes as there are individual beings. To that degree, every subject is relative to the viewpoint of the person looking at it.

               Example: How many different versions of an accident can there be?

               1/ the same as the number of individuals who witnessed the accident

               2/ the one version that the majority of individuals agree upon as being the “real” one.

               This leads us to the understanding that there are at least two Universes:

               1/ YOUR OWN UNIVERSE, which is subject to your own person viewpoint

               2/ The PHYSICAL UNIVERSE, the universe each of us share in common to the degree that we agree upon “reality”.”

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INSTANT KARMA’S GONNA GET YOU

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Instant Karma’s gonna get you
Gonna knock you right on the head
You better get yourself together
Pretty soon you’re gonna be dead
What in the world you thinking of
Laughing in the face of love
What on earth you tryin’ to do
It’s up to you, yeah you

Instant Karma’s gonna get you
Gonna look you right in the face
Better get yourself together darlin’
Join the human race
How in the world you gonna see
Laughin’ at fools like me
Who in the hell d’you think you are
A super star
Well, right you are

Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well we all shine on
Ev’ryone come on

Instant Karma’s gonna get you
Gonna knock you off your feet
Better recognize your brothers
Ev’ryone you meet
Why in the world are we here
Surely not to live in pain and fear
Why on earth are you there
When you’re ev’rywhere
Come and get your share

Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Yeah we all shine on
Come on and on and on on on
Yeah yeah, alright, uh huh, ah

Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Yeah we all shine on
On and on and on on and on

Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Yeah we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun

THE HISTORY OF HUMANS ON EARTH

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If we all lived in a country like India where reincarnation is a fact, rather than a fantasy,  we might realize that human beings are spiritual beings trapped in biological bodies who have been repeatedly reincarnated with no memory of their previous incarnation: amnesia.

It is obvious that human beings do not learn anything from history: we  continue to repeat the same insane behaviors life after life: military madmen preach war, bankers covertly create economic chaos, priests make man-made religious superstition, sexual perverts pose as philanthropists, vicious criminals murder repeatedly, insane politicians create starvation, disease, privation,  and governments produce stupidity, pain and mystery.  These are the conditions that have prevailed throughout the history of the human species.

Is it not obvious that human beings on Earth are spiritual beings — sane or insane — who are suffering from amnesia?  What other explanation is there for the repetition of insane and self-destructive human behavior during thousands of years of human history?

What is the remedy?  Remember who you really are.