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WHAT IF ALIENS BEHAVE LIKE US?

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Once in awhile I read some cutesy, Pollyanna-ish story about how wonderful it will be when we finally make contact with an “alien intelligence” or “extraterrestrial visitors” from another star system.  Wouldn’t that be lovely?  We could all sit down and have a nice chat about our respective cultures.  Or, perhaps we can invite them over for tea and show them our photo albums of our vacations and the grandkids.  Lovely, just lovely.  Right?

Well, let’s just hope they don’t look like the photos below!  Furthermore, let’s hope they don’t treat us like we’ve treated each other during the history of Earth.  Take Columbus, for example: he and his men raped, murdered and enslaved every native citizen they found in Haiti when they landed in the “New World”.  The British Empire massacred and enslaved millions of Africans.  The Romans Emperors invaded, stole, raped, pillages, plundered and massacred millions of Europeans.  The Catholic Church murdered millions of “infidels” just because they didn’t share the same philosophy of “love and understanding” as the Pope.  International oil companies (using their government armies) invade, murder and steal land to secure gas and oil rights all over the world.  International Bankers force millions into poverty and starvation to personal financial gain.  It never stops.

So, the question is this:  What if aliens turn out to behave like us?  (It’s a rhetorical question…).

ALIEN TAKING A LUNCH BREAK AT THE “EARTH CAFE”.  WHO’S FOR LUNCH?

A TYPICAL EXTRATERRESTRIAL “EXPLORER”

Excerpts from “1001 Things to do while you’re dead”

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1001 Things to do while you're deadEXCERPTS FROM THE BOOK:

1001 THINGS TO DO WHILE YOU’RE DEAD: A Dead Person’s Guide to Living” by Lawrence R. Spencer

AVOID YOUR FUNERAL.

If you are squeamish about autopsies, embalming,  funeral piers, cremation incinerators, worms, bugs or bacteria you may want to stay away until all that messy, bad smelling business is over and done.

However, funeral directors have become quite masterful, over the past 5,000 years, at making a dead body look as good, or better, than it looked when it was alive. A little formaldehyde, a few strategic injections, a little stuffing, nice clothes, cosmetics, a wig and a comfy, silk-lined coffin, your used body can look better than ever!

This is a good reason to stay away as you may be enticed to start thinking about going back. Obviously, it’s too late. Factually, you never were a body and you definitely are not a body now. So stay focused. The future is where the rest of your life will be lived!

PRACTICE BEING CUTE.

If you attended your own funeral you are probably suffering from the loss of having a body. More important, you may be thinking that you don’t really have any identity or personality without having a body. How will anyone recognize you without your body?

Fortunately, bodies are a nickel a million. Five babies are born every second.  So, should you succumb to the ungodly urge to get a new baby body in order to feel a sense of personal identity, you will need to practice being cute.

The only reason people have babies – and keep them – is because they think babies are cute. The same principle applies to all living creatures. So, brush up on looking cute, making cute sounds, doing cute mannerisms, cute smiles, cute laughs, etc..  You’ll need to have your cute skills in top form when and if you get a new body.

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IS-BE

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“Personally, it is my conviction that all sentient beings are immortal spiritual beings.  This includes human beings.  For the sake of accuracy and simplicity I will use a made-up word: “IS-BE”.  Because the primary nature of an immortal being is that they live in a timeless state of “is”, and the only reason for their  existence is that they decide to “be”.

— Excerpt from the interview transcripts published in the book Alien Interview.

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