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START YOUR OWN CULT IN 7 EASY STEPS

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START YOUR OWN RELIGION
It can be easily observed throughout the Entire History Earth that ALL religions or cults (same thing) are a very BIG and Basic part of the planetary prison system we call Earth!  Religions ensures that the “parishioners” or “prisoners” (same thing) remain INSIDE the prison, and do not KNOW that they ARE inside a prison.
There have been many, many THOUSANDS of deities and religions in the short history of human civilization on Earth.  Religions and cults have similar fundamental characteristics.  So, if you are thinking about starting your OWN religion or cult (same thing), as so many really weird, self-appointed “prophets” have done before, here are the basic things you will need provide for your “followers” or sheep with a realistic religious cult experience:
1) Invent a “deity” or “divine principle” that is ineffable, intangible and improvable. Don’t use your own name or face…it’s too easy to prove you are NOT divine.
2) Write some Dogma.  A system of beliefs, superstitions, mythologies, rituals, trials, recitals, indoctrination, secret rites or “acceptable behaviors” you must agree to swallow and follow.  Write a The Book of Your Dogma, or, you can just make it up as you go along, or both.
 3)  Recruit some Priests.  You must have a bunch of Priests who tell what the “followers” what they CAN think and what they CAN NOT think.
4) Start an organization that demands money, (lots of money) obedience, faith, loyalty to the Dogma and to the Priests or to the deity, or both.
5) Set up a “toll both” or “gate” (cashier or collection agent, or bag man, or sales team, etc.) through which the “faithful” must pass in order to enter into a state or place variously called heaven, nirvana, immortality, paradise, the “afterlife”,  the promised land, shangri-la, blah, blah, blah, blah….  (You can make up a name for your own place or state of being.)  However, the “followers” must PAY AND OBEY the Priests to get there!
(Of course, you know that NONE of the Priests have ever actually BEEN to heaven, nirvana, etc..  So, they must become good liars and keep a straight face when they claim that such a place exists!  Just ask any Priest this question:  “HAVE YOU EVER PERSONALLY BEEN TO HEAVEN, etc..?   You already know the answer…..
6) ONLY the Priests may communicate directly to this unknowable deity on behalf of the followers, and only AFTER they PAY to do so!
7) If the “followers” do not PAY AND OBEY the priests or do not BELIEVE in the deity or dogma, the priests must attack them, tell all the other “prisoners” to attack , excommunicate them, punish them, and/or kill them… or ALL of the above.
There are a few religions that are nothing more than social clubs for poor people that organize sing-a longs, and charity fund-raising pot-luck dinners and bake sales.  I recommend these if you like to sing and if you want to eat a lot of free or cheap, home-cooked, high-carbohydrate foods and sugary deserts!  And, they are easy to get started on a part-time basis and to maintain on a small budget.  Most small towns in American has dozens of them!
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MY PERSONAL THOUGHTS, EMOTIONS, AND OPINION

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LOST ILLUSIONS

My Best Friend wrote me an e-mail recently to ask me a very good question:  

“Why don’t you ever write about your personal thoughts? I want to know your OWN real feelings and emotions. Your joy, pain, fear, insights  – but with your OWN words. Lawrence, I want to hear YOU!”

I realized that this idea had never occurred to me before!  Why don’t I ever write Blog posts about my own, personal ideas, emotions and point of view?  This is really a great question!

So, I started doing some heavy “soul searching” to discover the answer.  I recalled that some great philosopher, a long time ago, said that “A Question is The Answer to The Question”.  It’s a rhetorical.  A question always answers itself.

Here’s an example.

QUESTION:  “Why can’t dogs fly?”

ANSWER: “Dogs can’t fly.”

QUESTION: “Is the Federal Reserve Bank a scam?”ALIEN INTERVIEW

ANSWER: “The Federal Reserve Bank is a scam.”

I have written 9 books of my own. And, I edited and published what could be the most important document ever published in the Support independent publishing: Buy this book on Lulu.history of Earth:  the interview transcripts between the pilot of the Roswell UFO crash in 1947 and Nurse MacElroy, which I published in the book ALIEN INTERVIEW in 2007. If you have not yet read this book, you need to read it.  It will completely CHANGE YOUR LIFE!

So, the answer to the question: “Why don’t you ever write about your personal thoughts?” is answered within the question:

ANSWER:  I NEVER write about my personal thoughts!

But WHY don’t I write about my personal thoughts?  The “WHY” question also answers itself.  The Answer is that there is no “why”.  Life, Universes and Other Stuff, ARE what they ARE!!!  There is no such thing as “why?”.  It’s just another rhetorical question that answers itself.

Existence is what it is. People are who they are.  Ideas, opinions, dogs, flying monkeys, witches and criminal Federal Reserve bankers are what they are!  They  ARE.  They cannot change the essence of themselves.  Snakes are snakes.  Mice are mice. Men are men, and Women and women.

This god-forsaken physical universe we live in does not allow changes in the “program” of existence!  The “law” of this universe seems to be:  “IT IS WHAT IT IS”.

You and I can change our OPINION about this universe.  However, opinions do not change this universe.  At least, this has always been my personal feeling and opinion.

But, maybe I’m wrong…..  Einstein proposed the idea of “relativity”.  Quantum Mechanics.  Maybe the universe is all just made of infinitesimally tiny particles of energy that are conceived and contrived and animated by an unseen and unknowable, unfathomable, primordial, a priori “Force”.  And maybe, as the alien pilot in ALIEN INTERVIEW says, the “force” is us!  You and I, as spiritual beings, may be just “thinking” this entire universe into existence!  Maybe it’s nothing more than all of our “personal opinions” combined into One Gigantic Multiverse of Interactive Points of View that We All agree is “The Way It Is”!

I think about this kind of stuff all the time.  I am an old man.  I am retired from the “real world” of business and the economic necessity to work all day doing shit that I hate to do so I can feed and house a biological body that I inhabit whether I want to or not.  Personally, I think and feel that this “reality” we call the “universe” is totally fucked up!  It is filled with pain, suffering, stupidity, amnesia and antipathy toward every sentient entity — plants, animals and people — who co-create and co-inhabit this god-forsaken shit hole called Earth.

Maybe this is why I don’t write about my own, personal thoughts emotions and opinions.  I think that YOU — the reader and subscriber to this Blog – don’t really want to hear MY opinion about Life, Universes and Other Stuff!  You already have YOUR OWN personal thoughts emotions and opinions about Life, Universes and Other Stuff.   So, why would you waste your precious time reading my opinions?

It’s a “rhetorical question”.  The question answers itself.

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(I would like to know YOUR person opinion about MY personal opinion.  So, if you don’t have anything better to do, leave a COMMENT.)

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GOD SAVE (US ALL FROM) THE QUEEN!

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The Queen of England is the “divine” embodiment of The Church and The State:  The Big Priest and The Big Politician combined!  (What a bargain, huh?)

The divine right of kings, (and QUEENS)  or divine-right theory of kingship, is a political and religious doctrine of royal and political legitimacy. It asserts that a monarch is subject to no earthly authority, deriving his right to rule directly from the will of God. The king is thus not subject to the will of his people, the aristocracy, or any other estate of the realm, including (in the view of some, especially in Protestant countries) the Church. According to this doctrine, only God can judge an unjust king. The doctrine implies that any attempt to depose the king or to restrict his powers runs contrary to the will of God and may constitute a sacrilegious act.

The remote origins of the theory are rooted in the medieval idea that God had bestowed earthly power on the king, just as God had given spiritual power and authority to the church, centering on the pope. The immediate author of the theory was Jean Bodin, who based it on the interpretation of Roman law. With the rise of nation-states and the Protestant Reformation, the theory of divine right justified the king’s absolute authority in both political and spiritual matters. The theory came to the fore in England under the reign of James I of England (1603–1625, also James VI of Scotland 1567–1625). Louis XIV of France (1643–1715), though Catholic, strongly promoted the theory as well.

The “Divine Right” of royalty is bestowed during the coronation ceremony while the monarch is perched on a throne which houses the “STONE OF DESTINY“.  In origin, the Stone is believed to have been “Jacob’s Pillow”, referring to the Biblical story in which Jacob falls asleep on a stone and has a dream in which he sees angels descend and ascend to Heaven. It is during this mystical appearance that he utters the phrase: “How terrible is this place! This is none other then the house of the Lord and this is the gate of heaven.”

One tradition states that the stone Jacob used as a pillow at Bethel was then set up as a pillar and anointed with oil and that later, it became the pedestal of the Ark in the Temple of Solomon in Jerusalem. But that is just one strand of the legend.

Jacob’s story is also very similar to Wolfram von Eschenbach’s description of the Grail Stone… and it is not the only parallel. For one, Wolfram’s account speaks of a mythical stone, set somewhere on Earth, and equally links it with the ascent and descent of the angels. He also sees this Grail Stone as part of the Covenant between Mankind and God, not unlike the Jewish Ark of the Covenant. And it was this Ark that was the expression of the unity of the Jewish tribes, and their special bond with God.

The British Queen or King is, of course, even without the Stone, one of the few remaining heads of State that is also the Head of the Church. And thus, the Stone, whether real or merely symbolic, continues to play a key role in a tradition of sacred kingship, which in the 21st century has become extremely rare.  (Phillip Coppens)

If you are dim-witted enough to fall for all this “Divine” monarch baloney, you deserve what you get:  perpetual economic slavery, treachery, villainy and ruin.

God Save Us From The Queen!  

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