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Congress Honors 9/11 First Capitalizers

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WASHINGTON—In an act that many are calling long overdue, Congress passed legislation this week to honor those Americans who were first on the scene to profit from the tragedy of Sept. 11, 2001.

The so-called 9/11 First Capitalizers Act, which passed by a wide margin in both the House and Senate, is the first measure to recognize the utter lack of sacrifice on the part of those men and women who did not hesitate to put their own personal agendas above all else when it mattered most.

“It is high time we paid tribute to those who sensed the direness of the moment and immediately sprang into action on that terrible day, exploiting it for personal gain,” Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) said Tuesday. “These were the thoughtless men and women who selfishly showed us that in desperate times, the most callous among us will always be there to step forward and do whatever it takes to get a piece of the action.”

“They sacrificed their dignity and sense of basic morality so that others might one day give to them,” Graham continued.

Enlarge ImageDevelopers currently constructing retail space on the site of Ground Zero are among those being honored.

The bill not only honors those who rushed to Ground Zero immediately to sell merchandise, participate in photo ops, or advance an ideological agenda, but also those who profited from afar by producing jingoistic songs and TV specials, or mentioning 9/11 in stump speeches as a way of scaring people into voting for them.

Among those Americans recognized were “United We Stand” T-shirt manufacturer Gary Tabano, country artists Toby Keith and Lee Greenwood, Halliburton CEO David Lesar, filmmaker Oliver Stone, former president George W. Bush, and 89 members of Congress itself.

After apologizing for the “needless delay” in honoring the shameless bottom-feeders, lawmakers confirmed the measure would establish a special fund for the 9/11 First Capitalizers, helping those individuals collect whatever funds and resources they somehow didn’t manage to rake in hand over fist in the hours, days, and months following our nation’s darkest hour.

“From Blackwater founder Erik Prince to the people who marketed those ‘Heroes of the World Trade Center’ trading cards, these Americans did things most of us can scarcely even imagine,” Sen. Bob Casey (D-PA) said. “And after all they do, they still somehow find time to sleep like babies every night.”

Also singled out for recognition were Ashland, OR resident Linda Banks, 48, who continues to trot out her maudlin, self-serving story of where she was on 9/11 every single time she sees an opportunity, and Canton, OH resident Geoff Markum, 29, who, soon after the terrorist attack, began replacing his favorite punch line, “That was worse than the Holocaust!” with “That was worse than 9/11!”

When reached for comment, a number of First Capitalizers were more than willing to step forward and share their heart-numbing tales of exploitation and greed.

“I’m no hero. I just did what any opportunist would do,” said World Trade Center leaseholder Larry Silverstein, who tried to collect double on his $3.5 billion insurance policy by arguing that the towers had been hit by two separate planes. “After all, I couldn’t just stand idly by and do nothing to benefit myself while the entire country suffered.”

Congress also announced that it would be dedicating a special plaque on the National Mall containing the names of all 12,554,310 Americans who eventually capitalized on the tragedy with their bullshit advertising, partisan rhetoric, forgettable novels, defense contracts, and all-around cheap, manipulative sentimentalism.

In related news, the White House announced this week that work continues apace on the multitrillion-dollar monuments to the exploitation of 9/11 currently underway in Afghanistan and Iraq.

DETECT EVIL

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CONFRONTING EVILIn retrospect it is obvious that Pope Pope Alexander VI (90 million Native Americans killed),  Moa Zedong, (60 million killed), Joseph Stalin, (40 million killed),  Adolph Hitler (30 million killed) and Genghis Khan (10 million killed) were psychopathic mass-murdering thieves.  In the present age the mass-murdering thieves wear 3-piece suits and ties.  They are Banksters and Politicians and Priests of Western “civilization”.

One of the greatest weaknesses and sources of stupidity for any human being is the inability to detect and confront “evil”.  Up close, they may appear to be “friendly” or “benevolent”.  They disguise themselves as “leaders” and “public servants”.  In nature, for example, a gazelle in Africa is always wary and on the alert for lions or Chitas lurking in the bush, ready to spring on them and EAT them!  Human being do not seem to possess the basic survival instinct or awareness that PREDATORS, such as BANKERS, POLITICIANS, PRIESTS AND WAR MONGERS, are lurking all around them.  Viscous psychopathic, mass-murdering human beings are no different that Lions and Chitas!  They NEED YOU for their FOOD!  They need your energy, your work, your body, our support, you money and your fear and your total obedience in order to survive.  Just because these vultures are “disguised in human bodies” does not mean they are not predators!

If you feel oppressed, burdened and overwhelmed by taxes, lies, the 5 o’clock news, corporate propaganda, etc., then you need to start looking for EVIL in your life. If you want to survive, you must detect, avoid or destroy the EVIL in your life before it destroys YOU!

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