“When I was a smoldy drailflom
I wore crimmels on my blanes.
I drimmed the crandles with my flains,
with brenthin briss i vlimmedthe rein
and blove the trimly masopiel mannes!
How smarthy clove the sleemly croves?
How floaner were the grimbler snoavs?
slem, slem, oh floamy trivlin slanes
when i wore crimmels on my blanes.”
– from the Epic Tome by Drailflom Vlome of Vladro III
in the Year of Mordath, 6023