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“Science” is the religion of Materialists who worship “The Creation” called the physical universe, but does not acknowledge a “source” of all that has been created. All “good science” is supposedly based on an “observation, analysis and catagorization of the characteristics and behavior of physical universe phenomenon AND the creation of theories or hypotheses to explain the mechanical function of the phenomenon.
Therefore, anything which cannot be “observed” in the physical universe is either 1) doesn’t exist or 2) is mysticism, superstition, witchcraft, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah…..
Based on my definition of “science” above, I’ve discovered a new “scientific theory” which PROVES my new theory. I call it “The Theory of Permanent Disfiguration by Excessive Smiling“.
(AS YOU READ THIS POST, I AM PREPARING MY ACCEPTANCE SPEECH FOR THE NOBEL PRIZE COMMITTEE.)
Here is undeniable, empirical, photographic PROOF of my Theory:
SAMPLE 1: PROOF OF DISFIGURATION FROM EXCESSIVE SMILING
SAMPLE 2: PROOF OF DISFIGURATION FROM EXCESSIVE SMILING